|Brent Burns / Devin Setoguchi|
Image courtesy of Jordan Doffing/MN Hockey News
Dan Shrader of the esteemed First Round Bust blog tweeted a link last night to a Bleacher Report blog concerning the summer of love between Minnesota Wild GM Chuck Fletcher and his San Jose Sharks counterpart Doug Wilson. In his blog, B/R contributor Michael DeSantis makes a feeble attempt to persuade his readers that the Sharks clearly came out ahead in their Wild feeding frenzy.
To paraphrase a well-known movie line, what DeSantis goes on to say is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in his rambling, incoherent editorial was he even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
It is cliché, I know, but read it and tell me Billy Madison isn’t the first thing to come to mind. To be fair to Shrader his follow-up tweet accurately described the piece as “the biggest crock of shit.”
DeSantis begins by analyzing the Brent Burns trade as essentially a one-for-one deal for Devin Setoguchi. This member of Sharks nation apparently considers the two first-round draft picks dealt by
(Charlie Coyle and Zack Phillips) and the 2012 second rounder the Wild included as mere throw-ins. San Jose
Rather than acknowledging that Setoguchi has an outstanding opportunity to flourish offensively in an expanded role in Minnesota the writer states that with Setoguchi shifting to “a less talented Wild team, Setoguchi will have a harder time scoring than with the offensively sound Sharks.”
(Deep breath here)
Photo by Jordan Doffing/MN Hockey News
perspective, the trade was made primarily to bolster the Wild's present offense up front with Setoguchi and future firepower with Coyle and Phillips. Fletcher's only bargaining chip was a talented player for whom the Wild had little chance of competing for on the open market considering the contract extension he received from the Sharks after the trade. Minnesota
While I like Burns—although not nearly as much as others it seems—characterizing him as amazing, as DeSantis did, is a bit over the top for me.
In breaking down the Dany Heatly for Martin Havlat swap, DeSantis again points toward
’s weaker offense last season as an indication that Heately “may struggle with the Wild.” On the other hand Havlat is seen as “a perfect fit for the Sharks” largely due to the chance to suit up with “a much better supporting cast.” Minnesota
Once again, the point of the deal is missed by the writer. This purpose of this trade was two-fold for Fletcher: A) The opportunity to insert a proven scorer on his team’s top line to strengthen said weak offense while B) subtracting a talented but enigmatic player whose interest in playing in
at all had waned significantly over the course of two years. Minnesota
Even if this deal ends up eventually appearing as a statistical wash, the Havlat addition-by-subtraction factor ensures that the scale tips toward
on this one. Minnesota
(Unfortunately I think that take costs me a couple of Twitter followers)
Lastly, we come to the merciful jettisoning of First Round Bust’s namesake, James Sheppard. The ninth overall pick in the 2006 draft has managed to amass a measly 11 goals and 38 assists in 224 career games making him the poster child for first-round busts. Adding injury to insult, Sheppard missed all of last season after injuring his knee in an off-season ATV accident resulting in a team suspension.
The blog lists the compensation for Sheppard as a first-round pick [this has since been corrected] which, if true, would not only be reason to fire
but commit the man. In fact, Wilson Minnesota received a third-round choice in 2013 which alone offers plenty of evidence to question ’s sanity. Wilson
But the most face-in-palm, head-shaking assessment in the entire composition reads like this:
“Sheppard will be a solid bottom-six forward, another major piece in the Sharks puzzle.”
Mr. DeSantis I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.